terminallycapricious:

boguskudos:

• How to do taxes
• What taxes are
• How to vote
• What political parties are
• How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job
• How to write a check/balance a check book
• Anything to do with banking
• How to do loans for college
• How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things
• How to buy a car or house

but I did learn how non-cyclic photophosphorylation works in plants

shatteredarchivist:

fortyeahteamfortress2:

weeniehatgeneral:

whatever that was still cute

(For anyone looking for the audio source, it’s the film Planes, Trains, and Automobiles with Steve Martin and John Candy.)

And they only freaked because it was crossfaction.

phillywillygasp:

yunomaekfunwitmii:

gaymerlag:

kebinu:

jkimisyellow:

floptina:

milan dont give a shit

mulan has run out of fucks to give

Mulan no curr

Mulan: “Gurl had it coming.”

Mulan: ” One less bitch, to worry about “

Mulan: “Who’s next?”

Mulan: “Look at all that dishonor”

fivemuskaqueers:

MY MOM TOLD ME SHE WOULD BUY ME GRAPES BUT SHE LIED TO ME AND BOUGHT CHERRIES AND I HATE CHERRIES SO I POURED SOME OF THEM DOWN THE ICE DISPENSER SO WHEN SHE GOES TO GET ICE THE FRIDGE WILL LIE TO HER AND GIVE HER CHERRIES INSTEAD LIKE SHE DID TO ME

bubbybobble:

eyelashes-chan:

all these creatively named generic brands

~*cocoa peanut butter spheres~* getting really fancy here

did they kawaiily pull out a thesaurus or something

they already used the word “crispy” for “crispy rice” so they’re…

fromtheblueline:

I am dying omg these are perfect 

(source)

thisusedtobeabookblog:

and on the 8th day God created Dean Winchester and from the back of the room a deep voice shouted DIBS