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patster223:

I went into a Cards Against Humanity game looking to see what the game is all about and came out jokingly(?) headcanoning Hermann with a PowerPoint kink so there you go

Last night the potatoes were all my fault. Didn’t feel even a little bad.

stunningpicture:

A Bismuth Geode. Looks like a cyborgenetic egg

stunningpicture:

A Bismuth Geode. Looks like a cyborgenetic egg

Okay, I know virtually nothing about JonTron, but after these few tweets, I am now convinced that he is a dickhead and I want to never see anything from him, ever. Completely disgusted. I have never had my opinion of a person solidified after so few tweets.

Alternatively, don’t know who this Arin person is, either, but I want to see more from them.

shelbyroseholmes:

hailthepjoartists:

bloodthirstybookworm:

I don’t think one actress should play Aphrodite I think it should be multiple woman of different races and looks because beauty isn’t just white woman alone or black woman alone or Asian woman alone or any other race alone. everyone is beautiful and that is who Aphrodite is, she is beauty.

This should have more notes

she could look different for every person because beauty is in the eye of the beholder or whatever

Damn. That’s actually a really cool concept. Like, when person A is talking to them, she looks like this, when person B is talking to them, she looks like that - a lot of people are going to be very confused until they figure it out, but I think this would be a wonderful concept.

"Ringo isn’t even the best drummer in the Beatles"

kunehos:

moTHER FUFCKKER

The scariest part of this for me is that I’m shorter than Charlie Day. I would be like, boob-height with Rinko.

kunehos:

moTHER FUFCKKER

The scariest part of this for me is that I’m shorter than Charlie Day. I would be like, boob-height with Rinko.

ilarual:

jaclcfrost:

char-ientism:

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

phrases like “i’ll be the distraction you go on ahead without me” generally do not have a tendency to end well

"i’ll catch up with you" no. no you probably won’t

"we’ll talk about this later" there is no later

"it’ll be alright" not for you since you just said that and doomed yourself

Don’t forget any guy in any war movie ever that talks about their girl back home, and how they’re going to marry her when they get back.

patster223:

I went into a Cards Against Humanity game looking to see what the game is all about and came out jokingly(?) headcanoning Hermann with a PowerPoint kink so there you go

I feel great that I was a part of this.